What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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