Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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women's lacrosse.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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