- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

I am black.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Women's rights

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Jess Burns

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Freedom of Speech

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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