Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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dildo

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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