A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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nine...eleven

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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I have no joke. u mad?

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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dildo

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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