Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Winking at old people

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

1+1= 69

thumb_up thumb_down +55

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

thumb_up thumb_down +39

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Aodhan Hearty

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops