- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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