A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

God is religiously proven to be real

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Knock knock Nobody's home.

women's rights

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

What's in there? Get outta there...

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

I met a man today. His name was John.

Santa Clogged my toliet

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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