- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

NEVER

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

AND

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

How do you leave a man in suspense...

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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