- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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