where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Knock Knock Come in.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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blubber vaginass CC

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I Love Hitler.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Anti Joke

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