What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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