Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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i like potatoes

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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potato

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Womens rights.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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