- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

why did the chicken cross the road

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Women's rights.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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