Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

A baby seal walks in to a club

1+1= 69

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Kate

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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