Men's rights

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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George W. Bush

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office. The podiatrist says, "Moth, what's the problem?" And the moth says, "What's the problem. Well, doc, where do I begin? Every day I get up to another cruel sky. It's like the sun is mocking me as I begin the gruelling preparations for another 8-hours of slogging in meaningless toil for my boss, Gregor McIvanichisky. A grey self, captive in a grey cubicle in a grey office with no windows that I might see the grey clouds beyond... I just sit in my cubicle as I feel the throbbing ache of the best days of my life being raped away into a monotonous, forgettable slurry of irrelevant corporate drudgery. I don't know what I'm doing, I don't think my boss even knows. All he knows is that he has power over me. And my children...my daughter is always on her cellphone, texting and emailing. I haven't spoken real words to her in weeks. My oldest son is never home and when he is, he's locked in his room listening to angry music. My youngest son, he's only 4, I look at him and he asks me to play... and I feel nothing. No love, no tenderness... just a void. And when I look in the mirror...I don't recognize the face staring back at me. It's aged so much from the boyish looks I remember. The years have carved deep lines of despair, worry and anguish. Dark, hollow eyes where once gleamed hope and excitement. Thin lips unable to find the smile of the happy, old days. If only I could find the courage to reach over to the side table and remove the loaded gun. And then find the strength to pull back that hammer as the chamber rotates, clicking solidly into place...Raising it to my temple for the final squeeze that will erase the last shreds of my existence from this cold grave of a life wasted away." And the podiatrist says, "Well, Moth, you're in pretty rough shape. You need to get some help. But why did you come to me? You need a psychiatrist!!" And the moth says... "Because the light was on."

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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