how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Itookasipasoda

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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