Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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A scottish man having fun

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blubber vaginass CC

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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That's unfortunate.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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