Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Women rights..

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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An antijoke

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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jgkbk,mn

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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