Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Popsicles

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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