An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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knock knock go away

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Women's rights

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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You.

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I Love Hitler.

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apple pie.

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