what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What is a dog? Bark

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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