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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Chuck Norris died.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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