What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Women's rights.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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I like your hair

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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