Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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your fat

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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I'm Spartacus

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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wat?

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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