What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Rick Perry.

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the cow goes moo

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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