Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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I can't see my forehead

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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BIG PENIS

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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