- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

...Jack Vale

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

girls basketball

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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