Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Asians...

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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DERP

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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noodles

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Rick Perry.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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what color is blue? green

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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