- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

Whats green and tasty? Snot

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