A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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The Bible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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women's rights

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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