why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Your mom.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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