Womens Sports

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A black man without problems.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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my names jim haha

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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A black succeeds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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