why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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The white guy did it!

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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