- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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