Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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