Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

Nice legs....What time do they open?

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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