- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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