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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

My nipple is bleeding

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

who farted i did :]

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