- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

The Mets win the World Series

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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