Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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