Gay rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Women's Rights

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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