Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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YOLO

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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