why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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pussy enough said

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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