Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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who just made fun of katie matt

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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My nipple is bleeding

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My life

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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