- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

What's 1+1? 4.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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