A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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