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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Diana and victoria

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Anti Joke

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