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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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