if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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