- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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