What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Politics.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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