There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Womens Basketball.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Women's Rights

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Yo Mamma

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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