BUT HWY?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Why? Because racecar.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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