How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Animal

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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