What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Hi my name is Bob

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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