What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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2+2= 478

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The economy.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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i like pie

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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i have cancer

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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