Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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