Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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anti-joke teehee

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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thumbs up!

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A hayride would be fun.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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