What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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your going to die

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Your momma's so fat...

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Gale swallows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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