Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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girls basketball

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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