I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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