What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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