- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

2+2= 478

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

Knock Knock! Come in.

How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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