What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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A fat man on a moped

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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