What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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