How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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whats annoying and black? black people

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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women's rights

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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